Challenge 6: Scenes From A Dream

1.The Underworld has not had a single Covid case and he's not about to cause an outbreak because some Karen doesn't want to wear a mask.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 2
Total: 10

Feedback
"Solid premise, needs polish."
"I FIND THE KAREN JOKE VERY TIRED AND NOT SUPER CREATIVE, AND IN GENERAL THIS FEELS LIKE AN EXTREMELY LOW-HANGING FRUIT RESPONSE, DESPITE BEING TIMELY."

2. Cerberus has separation anxiety.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 5
Total: 13

Feedback
"I LIKE THIS JOKE. I ALWAYS LIKE IT WHEN JOKES SUBVERT OUR EXPECTATIONS BY TAKING THINGS TO LOGICAL, BUT UNEXPECTED, CONCLUSIONS. WITH FEW WORDS, THIS JOKE PACKS A PUNCH."
"I enjoy the implication that the three heads can't keep themselves company."

3. He enjoys the hell out of it.
Judge 1: 1
Judge 2: 5
Judge 3: 3
Total: 9

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"This is the first question I am judging and yet I am pretty sure this will be my favorite answer of the entire challenge."
"THIS GOT A SMILE FROM ME, BUT ALSO AN EYE ROLL. IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE THAT THE ANTECEDENT FOR THE PRONOUN "IT" WAS "THE UNDERWORLD", SO YOU MAYBE COULD HAVE MADE THAT MORE CLEAR."

1. Would YOU willingly visit your mother-in-laws house?
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 3
Total: 10

Feedback
"THIS IS FUN AND CREATIVE, BUT IT TOOK ME A SECOND OR TWO TO THINK ABOUT IT, WHICH DIMINISHED HOW FUNNY IT WAS. I THINK THE WORD "HOUSE" TRIPPED ME UP? BECAUSE IS THE WHOLE EARTH REALLY DEMETER'S HOUSE? THE IDEA IS GOOD, BUT I THINK YOU COULD HAVE REWORDED IT TO BE MORE PRECISE AND FUNNIER."
"Solid joke. A bit misogynistic but considering the specific mother is Demeter I don't blame Hades on this one."

2. If he leaves his throne everyone will find out he's not actually 6'0""
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 2
Judge 3: 4
Total: 10

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"I get it. Can't say I enjoy it."
"THIS IS FUNNY! POKING FUN AT HADES IS A GOOD TACT TO TAKE, SINCE HE'S SUCH A FORMIDABLE FIGURE IN MY IMAGINATION, SO UNDERMINING THAT WORKS FOR ME. MY CRITIQUE IS THAT LEAVING THE THRONE AND LEAVING THE UNDERWORLD ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THINGS, SO WHILE YES HE NEEDS TO LEAVE THE THRONE IN ORDER TO LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD, THE PROMPT DOESN'T SET UP THE IDEA THAT HE'S SITTING ON HIS THRONE ALL DAY, WHICH IN TURN MAKES THIS RESPONSE SLIGHTLY LESS CLEVER AND FUNNY."

3. He doesn't know how
Judge 1: 2
Judge 2: 1
Judge 3: 1
Total: 4

Feedback
"I know how I'm grading this one."
"I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE. IS IT AN ANTI-JOKE? I'M NOT SURE. IF I'M MISSING SOMETHING I APOLOGIZE, BUT IT'S A 1 FROM ME."

Taotie: 32
White Tiger: 24

1. Having to spectate survivor games where the winner never confessionalises
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 1
Judge 3: 5
Total: 9

Feedback
"Eh. Not only is this inside baseball it's extremely specific inside baseball."
"THIS JOKE IS BLATANT PANDERING, AND IT WORKED."

2. You're surrounded by bubble wrap that has already been popped.
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 5
Judge 3: 5
Total: 14

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"Truly this is hell."
"THIS IS REALLY FUNNY TO ME, BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THOSE MINOR ANNOYANCES THAT WE ALL HAVE, BUT OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT WE'D USUALLY THINK OF AS TORTURE. I LIKE THIS JOKE A LOT."

3. Being forced to play Mario Party with a defective joystick.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 2
Judge 3: 3
Total: 10

Feedback
"Okay, but not sure that Mario Party was the funniest game you could have chosen."
"I HAVE NEVER PLAYED MARIO PARTY SO ADMITTEDLY I AM NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS JOKE. THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT BEING SOMETHING SO MINOR BUT (I IMAGINE) IRRITATING IS FUNNY, BUT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A MORE UNIVERSAL MILDLY ANNOYING EXPERIENCE TO GET MORE POINTS FROM ME."

1. You get to live again... As a minority in America.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 3
Total: 12

Feedback
"Oof."
"THIS JOKE IS A LITTLE BIT NONRESPONSIVE TO THE PROMPT? HOW ARE YOU LIVING AGAIN AS A MINORITY IN AMERICA IN TARTARUS? I DO LIKE THE THING YOU DO WHERE THE FIRST THING YOU SAY SEEMS TO BE GOOD, BUT THEN YOU PUT A SPIN ON IT. I THINK TRYING TO GO FOR OVERT SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN THESE JOKES WAS PROBABLY NOT THE WAY TO GO FOR MY PERSONAL SENSE OF HUMOR, SINCE THIS JOKE KIND OF MAKES ME A BIT MORE SAD AND THOUGHTFUL THAN IT DOES MAKE ME LAUGH. IT'S CLOSE TO BEING A 4 JUST BASED ON CREATIVITY, BUT I THINK I HAVE TO GO WITH A 3 THIS TIME."

2. Every 24 hours you are grouped together with 6 other damned souls and forced to undergo a process known as ""tribal council""
Judge 1: 2
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 4
Total: 9

Feedback
"Self-referential but clever about it."
"I REALLY LIKE THIS JOKE AND RELATING ANYTHING BACK TO SURVIVOR IS FUNNY TO ME, BUT MY PROBLEM WITH IT IS THE WORDINESS. PHRASES SUCH AS "6 OTHER DAMNED SOULS" AND "FORCED TO UNDERGO A PROCESS" ARE ESSENTIALLY WASTED WORDS IN THIS DRAFT OF THE JOKE. IT'S A FUNNY IDEA (IF MAYBE A BIT OBVIOUS), BUT I THINK IT'D BE STRONGER IF YOU DESCRIBED WHAT WAS SO TERRIBLE ABOUT ATTENDING TRIBAL COUNCIL. SO FOR EXAMPLE, MAYBE YOUR JOKE COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BEING FORCED TO INFINITELY REFRESH AN INTERNET FORUM WAITING FOR MODS TO POST TRIBAL COUNCIL RESULTS. THAT'S JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND YOU COULD PROBABLY DO BETTER, BUT MORE SPECIFICITY AND FEWER WASTED WORDS WOULD HAVE BEEN WHAT YOU NEEDED TO GET MY 5."

3. 24/7 musical theatre, as performed by 7th graders
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 3
Total: 12

Feedback
*insert link to those SNL sketches* "Wooooooow."
"THE IMAGE OF A BUNCH OF 7TH GRADERS PERFORMING MUSICAL THEATER IN TARTARUS IS FUNNY SINCE IT'S SO OUT-OF-PLACE, BUT ALSO THERE COULD PROBABLY BE WORSE PUNISHMENTS? I'M BIASED BECAUSE I LIKE MUSICAL THEATRE."

Round
Taotie: 33
White Tiger: 33

Total
Taotie: 65
White Tiger: 57

To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Karen, the Deity of--- ""What do you mean I'm only a deity? You should know that I'm a SINGLE MOTHER! I deserve to be the queen of gods, not the lowly kinds of- ""
*zap*
Zeus: She was annoying me. Disregard the last announcement.
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 1
Total: 8

Feedback
"Good joke that should have ended one sentence earlier."
"I REALLY DON'T LIKE KAREN JOKES. I THINK THEY'RE TIRED. AND I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU DEVIATE FROM THE FORM OF THE JOKE AND BREAK THE FOURTH WALL. IT ISN'T FUNNY TO ME. THIS COULD HAVE SCORED A BIT HIGHER IF YOU ACTUALLY MADE KAREN THE DEITY OF SOMETHING CLEVER, BUT AS IT STANDS, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING I LIKE ABOUT THIS JOKE."

2. Kardashian, deity of booty
Judge 1: 2
Judge 2: 1
Judge 3: 2
Total: 5

Feedback
"Unlike Tantalus, this Tartarus is just low-hanging fruit."
"I DID SMILE READING THIS JOKE, BUT IT WAS KIND OF A SMILE AT HOW STUPID THE JOKE IS. I DON'T KNOW, IS REFERENCING THE KARDASHIANS HAVING BIG BOOTIES REALLY WHAT PASSES FOR A JOKE? IT'S JUST NOT THAT FUNNY TO ME."

3. Maskos, the Deity of Health, Anger, and Darwinism.
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 2
Total: 9

Feedback
"Solid joke, solid name, not ham-handed. Nice."
"I HAD TO LOOK UP IF MASKOS WAS A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE, BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE. IS THIS A REFERENCE TO THE CORONAVIRUS MASK MANDATE? I'M ASSUMING SO, BUT IT'S A BIT UNCLEAR. OVERALL THIS JOKE IS A BIT CONFUSED AND IS DOING A LOT, BUT I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE IF I FOLLOW EXACTLY WHAT IT'S DOING. I DID CHUCKLE AT THERE BEING A GOD OF DARWINISM THOUGH."

1. To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Kronos the Deity of Turning Back Time to When People Still Cared About Us
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 5
Judge 3: 2
Total: 12

Feedback
"This is stupid. I also love it."
"I REALLY TRIED TO THINK THIS JOKE THROUGH AND GIVE IT A FAIR SHOT, BUT NO MATTER WHICH WAY I THINK ABOUT IT, I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY. KRONOS IS A TITAN, BUT HOW IS HE BEING INTRODUCED IF WE ALREADY KNOW HIM? I GUESS HE'S INTRODUCED TO MOUNT OLYMPUS? AND THEN THE "TURNING BACK TIME TO WHEN PEOPLE STILL CARED ABOUT US"...I GUESS YOU'RE SAYING THAT IN MODERN TIMES THE OLYMPIANS ARE NO LONGER WORSHIPPED, SO THEY'RE INVITING A TITAN BACK IN ORDER TO TURN BACK TIME AND BECOME RELEVANT AGAIN? I GUESS THE IDEA OF THAT IS MILDLY FUNNY, BUT THIS JOKE IS JUST TOO COMPLICATED AND DOESN'T REALLY RESPOND TO THE PROMPT, SINCE THIS ISN'T EXACTLY AN ADAPTATION TO MODERN TIMES? I ALSO FIND THE USE OF THE FIRST-PERSON PLURAL "US" AT THE END OF THIS JOKE OFF-PUTTING, SINCE WHY WOULD THE OLYMPIANS USE THAT IN THE NAME OF THEIR GOD? OVERALL, I DO THINK THERE MAY BE A SEED OF A FUNNY IDEA HERE, BUT IT IS NOT CLEARLY STATED IN THE JOKE IN ITS CURRENT FORM."

2. To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Ennui the Deity of Existential Despair
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 3
Total: 11

Feedback
"Good portfolio, lazy name."
"I CHUCKLED AT THE IDEA OF THERE BEING A GOD OF EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR. NOT UPROARIOUSLY, BUT IT IS A BIT FUNNY TO ME. I DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE FURTHER FEEDBACK FOR THIS JOKE."

3. To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Zeus v2 the Deity of Faithfulness and Monogamy and Non-Incestual Relations
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 2
Judge 3: 5
Total: 12

Feedback
"If the goal is adapting to modern times, I have terrible news for your tribe about the popular trends on Pornhub right now."
"THIS IS HILARIOUS. I REALLY LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU LIST THREE THINGS THAT ZEUS V2 IS THE DEITY OF, THE CADENCE OF THIS JOKE'S PUNCHLINE IS PITHY AND REALLY FUNNY TO ME, AND I LIKE ANY JOKES THAT TAKE WHAT I EXPECT AND FLIP IT ON ITS HEAD."

Round
Taotie: 22
White Tiger: 35

Total
Taotie: 87
White Tiger: 92

1. Are you stiff or just happy to see me? ~Hades
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 4
Total: 11

Feedback
"Not bad, but also not special."
"HA, I LIKE THIS JOKE. NICE BIT OF WORDPLAY WITH THE WORD "STIFF". I THINK THE BIGGEST DRAWBACK TO THE JOKE IS THAT YOU HAD TO INCLUDE THE FACT THAT IT WAS HADES SPEAKING AT THE END INSTEAD OF FINDING A WAY TO WORK IT INTO THE JOKE ITSELF, WHICH MEANS THAT I MUST GET TO THE END OF THE JOKE AND THEN THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE JUST READ FOR A SECOND INSTEAD OF THE PUNCHLINE OF THE JOKE COMING AT THE END. USUALLY THE INFORMATION THAT YOU NEED TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE JOKE SHOULD BE SET UP FIRST FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT. I THINK THIS PROBABLY COULD HAVE BEEN REWORDED TO BE FUNNIER. MAYBE YOU WERE TOO COMMITTED TO THE "HAPPY TO SEE ME" JOKE STRUCTURE."

2. Hey Jael is that you? Because I just can't get you out of my head.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 5
Total: 13

Feedback
"This makes me go "Ah!" instead of "Ha!". That's not a terrible thing, though."
"OKAY I GUFFAWED. IT WAS SMART TO PICK A CHARACTER IN THE GAME WE ALL ALREADY GOOGLED, AND THIS IS A REALLY FUN MIX OF KIND OF MORBID AND FUNNY. EXCELLENT JOKE!"

3. Just like the humans in the pandemic right now, I'm super interested in health and safety. You be health, I'll be safety.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 1
Judge 3: 1
Total: 7

Feedback
"This joke is like having all the ingredients for a cake and just throwing them in a bowl and not baking them. Also in this metaphor the customer ordered a pie."
"THIS JOKE DOESN'T FEEL SPECIFIC TO THE GODS AT ALL? THAT'S MY NUMBER ONE ISSUE WITH IT. I ALSO DON'T FIND IT THAT FUNNY. IT FEELS LIKE YOU RAN OUT OF IDEAS AND THREW THIS TOGETHER. IT'S A BAD JOKE."

1. I would get nailed (at the cross) for you, so you know I'm faithful.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 5
Judge 3: 3
Total: 13

Feedback
"That pickup line works for me because the person using it is hung like this. *stretches hands to the side*"
"THE NAILED JOKE/WORDPLAY IS FUNNY TO ME! YOU SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THAT! THE REST OF THE JOKE JUST KIND OF FEELS LIKE IT CONTRIBUTES NOTHING, BUT STRUCTURALLY IT COMES LAST SO I'M EXPECTING IT TO BE THE FINAL PUNCHLINE. ULTIMATELY THIS JOKE IS JUST A BIT OF AN ANTICLIMAX."

2. Is it hot in here or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you?
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 2
Judge 3: 4
Total: 11

Feedback
"Please get an STD test if you feel the holy spirit burning inside you."
"THIS IS A SOLID JOKE. I'M NOT SURE IF THE HOLY SPIRIT IS WARM OR NOT, OR IF THE HOLY SPIRIT MAKES SOMEONE MORE ATTRACTIVE, BUT I DO THINK THIS IS A SOLID ATTEMPT."

3. Is that a snake wand in your pocket, Hermes, or are you just happy to see me?
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 3
Total: 10

Feedback
"Loses a point for not calling it a Cadickeus."
"IS HERMES HAVING A SNAKE WAND A THING? I'M ASSUMING SO BECAUSE YOU MADE THIS A JOKE, BUT THIS IS THE FIRST THAT I'M HEARING OF IT. THAT MAKES THIS JOKE HARD TO JUDGE, BUT HERMES HAVING A SNAKE WAND IS KIND OF RANDOM AND FUNNY."

Round
Taotie: 31
White Tiger: 34

Total
Taotie: 118
White Tiger: 126

1. His dad conquered Uranus.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 5
Judge 3: 4
Total: 14
"Five points! In related news I am apparently 12 years old."
"I LIKE IT. IT'S A FUN REFERENCE WHICH DID MAKE ME LAUGH, AND I ENJOY WORDPLAY, EVEN SLIGHTLY OBVIOUS WORDPLAY. IT WOULD BE FUNNIER TO ME IF IT WAS A BIT MORE SPECIFIC TO BEING SOMETHING YOU CAN'T SAY ABOUT A PARTNER THOUGH. THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING IT'D BE PRETTY AWKWARD TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE."

Feedback
2. Some people believe he exists.
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 5
Total: 11

Feedback
"He lives in Canada, just north of the Olympic Peninsula."
"MAN THIS JOKE IS TOO REAL. I REALLY LIKE IT. ALTHOUGH DO PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE IN ZEUS? SOME PEOPLE MUST. I'M TAKING YOUR WORD FOR IT. IT'S A 5/5 FROM ME."

3. I mean, he just sleeps with everyone.
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 1
Judge 3: 4
Total: 9
"Oops you forgot to tell a joke!"
"THIS IS AN OBVIOUS JOKE, BUT IT'S OBVIOUS FOR A REASON, AND IT WORKS. "

Feedback

1. He's lightning fast in the bedroom
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 2
Total: 9

Feedback
"EHHH, THIS IS AN OKAY JOKE, BUT AGAIN, THIS JOKE KIND OF ASSUMES THAT THE PERSON SPEAKING IS WITH BOTH ZEUS AND THEIR PARTNER, WHICH TO ME MUDDIES THE WATERS A BIT. WHY EXACTLY IS IT OKAY TO SAY THAT ABOUT ZEUS BUT NOT YOUR PARTNER? BECAUSE ZEUS HAS LIGHTNING? OVERALL THE JOKE IS JUST A BIT CONFUSED AND NEEDED A BIT MORE CLARITY OF CONSTRUCTION FOR ME."

2. His sister is SO jealous of us
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 3
Total: 11

Feedback
"I don't have a comment for this one, I just liked it."
"WAIT ARE YOU SAYING THAT ZEUS IS YOUR PARTNER? THAT KIND OF BREAKS THE SETUP OF THE JOKE. I DO THINK THIS IS FUNNY THOUGH, ALTHOUGH I WILL POINT OUT THAT SISTERS CAN BE JEALOUS OF PEOPLE'S PARTNERS IN A TOTALLY PLATONIC WAY. YOU PROBABLY COULD HAVE TAKEN THE IDEA OF THIS JOKE AND PHRASED IT SLIGHTLY BETTER. I THINK EVEN JUST "HE SLEPT WITH HIS SISTER." MIGHT HAVE SCORED BETTER FOR ME BECAUSE IT'D BE A BIT MORE CLEAR AND THEREFORE MORE IMPACTFUL."

3. Everyone calls him daddy
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 2
Judge 3: 5
Total: 12

Feedback
"Now now, some people call him "brother"!"
"HAHAHAHA, THAT'S FAIR PLAY. 5/5 FROM ME, NO EXPLANATION NEEDED."

Round
Taotie: 34
White Tiger: 32

Total
Taotie: 152
White Tiger: 158

1. Ever since the Greeks met the 2021 Survivor pantheon, Prometheus and the Hitorigami tribe have been inseparable. Doing tribal council every day.
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 5
Total: 13

Feedback
"It's funny because it's true!"
"I LOVE MAKING FUN OF THE HITORIGAMI TRIBE'S FAILURE, SO THIS WAS AN AUTOMATIC 5 FOR ME. "

2. Ever since the Greeks met the Redneck pantheon, high school boys and Dionysus have been inseparable. Doing burnouts every day
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 2
Judge 3: 3
Total: 8

Feedback
"Eh. I feel like there are other, funnier, directions you could have gone here."
"IT'S A FINE JOKE. IT'S A SLIGHTLY FUNNY IMAGE AT LEAST, BUT IT'S NOT PARTICULARLY CLEVER."

3. Republican, Ares and Mitch McConnell, Doing [war crimes] every day.
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 5
Total: 12

Feedback
"Good concept, mediocre execution; there are better figures than McConnell you could have used because McConnell focuses most of his ghoulishness on the domestic front and furthermore in this essay I will..."
"I LAUGHED. I THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PROMPT TO ME, BECAUSE I'VE ENJOYED MANY OF THESE RESPONSES. THIS ONE IS FUNNY, AND YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT WRONG, ARES AND MITCH MCCONNELL WOULD PROBABLY GET ALONG. I APPROVE OF THIS JOKE."

1. Ever since the Greeks met the Norse pantheon, Loki and Poseidon have been inseparable. Doing horses every day.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 5
Judge 3: 5
Total: 15

Feedback
"Any entry that makes me spit-take when I scroll down gets a 5."
"THIS JOKE IS GREAT. I LAUGHED. AND AGAIN, DRAWING INTERESTING FUNNY CONNECTIONS BETWEEN DIFFERENT THINGS IS THE NAME OF THE GAME WITH THIS PROMPT. GOOD WORK."

2. Ever since the Greeks met the Roman pantheon, Aphrodite and Venus have been inseparable. Doing each other every day.
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 5
Total: 13

Feedback
"I was going to object that they would take time for other partners but, uh, I suppose that's not mutually exclusive with the scenario."
"I LIKE IT A LOT! ALTHOUGH IT DOES THROW ME OFF A BIT THAT THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON, BUT HEY, I DON'T KINKSHAME!"

3. Ever since the Greeks met the Hindu pantheon, Dionysus and Shive have been inseparable. Doing drug giveaways to children every day.
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 1
Judge 3: 5
Total: 11

Feedback
"I feel like I am missing something here. You are obviously going for an ultra-specific reference here and I'm just not picking it up."
"IT'S A FUNNY CONNECTION BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT GODS TO DRAW, WHICH IS DEFINITELY WHAT THIS PROMPT WANTS YOU TO DO. GOOD WORK."

Round
Taotie: 33
White Tiger: 39

Total
Taotie: 185
White Tiger: 197

1. Dawn of the Dead: A Hades documentary
Judge 1: 3
Judge 2: 2
Judge 3: 3
Total: 8

Feedback
"This entry isn't bad, but it doesn't excite me."
"THIS IS FINE, BUT THE SUBTITLE IS A BIT PLAIN, AND THE MOVIE TITLE ITSELF IS JUST A MOVIE TITLE YOU STOLE. I THINK YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MORE CREATIVE."

2. Indiana Jones and the Revenge of Medusa. Tagline: Why did it have to be snakes?
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 5
Total: 13

Feedback
"Still better than the Crystal Skull."
"THE TAGLINE SOLD IT. I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS."

3. A Song of Dionysus and Fire: A Drunk Reenactment of Game of Thrones
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 1
Judge 3: 3
Total: 8

Feedback
"You started with the pun title and worked backwards, didn't you?"
"I THINK THE SUBTITLE WEAKENS IT FOR ME. IT'S A BIT ON THE NOSE. BUT I DO LOVE A GOOD PUN TITLE!"

1. 12 Angry Gods
Judge 1: 2
Judge 2: 5
Judge 3: 2
Total: 9

Feedback
"Of all the entries, this is the one I want to see the most."
"WHICH SPECIFIC GOD IS THIS FEATURING? YOU DIDN'T FULLY RESPOND TO THE PROMPT. I DO APPRECIATE THE REFERENCE TO 12 ANGRY MEN AND THERE OBVIOUSLY ARE 12 GODS ON OLYMPUS SO THAT DOES WORK, BUT OVERALL I FIND THIS KIND OF BLAND, WHICH IS WHY IT DIDN'T SCORE HIGHER."

2. Thor 5: Thor
Judge 1: 5
Judge 2: 3
Judge 3: 5
Total: 13

Feedback
"THIS IS SO META I LOVE IT. "

3. Ra and the Rising Sun: Global Warming and Who's Really Responsible
Judge 1: 4
Judge 2: 4
Judge 3: 4
Total: 12

Feedback
"Talk about an inconvenient truth for atheists!"
"BRINGING TOGETHER AN ANCIENT GOD AND GLOBAL WARMING IS FUNNY! THIS TITLE IS MAYBE A BIT TOO WORDY THOUGH."

Round
Taotie: 29
White Tiger: 34

Total
Taotie: 214
White Tiger: 231

By a score of 231 to 214, White Tiger has won again. Taotie, you will once again be attending tribal council.