Chapter 6: Welcome to Who’s Gonna Survive Anyway, the game where everything is made up and the point

Ha. My chapter titles have been getting progressively longer. #notashamed

AHHHH I HEARD FROM PHOBOS!!!! I mentioned to Deimos that I understood it was probably a scheduling/time zone thing but that I'd love to hear from him if he got the chance, and then within a couple hours, Phobos PM'd me! I... might have flailed my arms a little bit.

And just... let's appreciate the beautiful simplicity of his first PM:

Hi, I'm Phobos!
I like generally being alive, eating and sleeping!
Nice to meet you!

Weird. Some of my tribemates are worried that our jokes might not be funny enough or they feel like they didn’t have as many good ideas. I thought today went great. It was stressful for a second at the end when I had to put it all together and not everyone had voted and I was scared I wasn’t going to submit it in time. But I enjoyed this challenge. In fact, I think I crushed it. I had so many hilarious ideas. Some of the prompts were hard at first, but then I couldn’t *stop* coming up with jokes.

No matter what happens, I’m happy with what we submitted, and I’m going to enjoy seeing what the other team came up with. Good challenge, mods. I’d love to see more stuff like this in the future.

Apparently, I lied. I was not happy no matter what happened.

Heh, that’s an awesome way to phrase that question.

Ehhhhhh it’s complicated being a part of two alliances but not letting either of them know… But I did actually tell Life & Death that F/K invited me to a group PM and said “hey, we’re allies now” (which is exactly what happened, I just didn’t tell them *when* it happened) so that I could spill all the Hito beans and explain how I know them and make sure they all trust me. And just to make sure it’s crystal clear: I am 12000% loyal to Life & Death. They’re awesome.

But gosh darn it, with the plan to pretend we’re all voting Bilious so we can sabotage F/K (sorry, guys, I do like you; I’m just going with the flow here, and I don’t have solid enough reasons to keep you)… I am walking a very thin line between truth and lies with the Hitos right now. And whatever I vote, it needs to not look suspicious since Bilious will be around next round… And we might go into a swap… I hope not, though, so we can vote out Bilious and complete our master plan muahahahahaha.

And I’m also exhausted because I worked for 4+ hours in 80-90 degree weather (under a tent, but still) with apparently not enough food or water because I ran out of energy halfway through and had to sit down in the air-conditioned cafe nearby. Possibly heat exhaustion? I don’t know. I’m doing better now. But I have limited energy. I want someone to point me in a direction, and I’ll shoot. Then take a nap.

At the moment (and there really isn't much time for my opinion to change haha) I am planning on voting P/D to make sure Bilious doesn't suspect that I'm in an alliance with the Titans/Jotunnies. And I explained to P/D that I don't actually want them gone. It's just a strategy. I think they should understand.

One that doesn't go to tribal every challenge.