Hades: Don't talk to us before we've had our coffee

They say opposites attract. Maybe that's why I liked the lord of the underworld as the goddess of the sky? I must say that although it was me that hit it off with you first, Maat helped out a lot because it all started with one question: "what are you drinking this fine evening? beer or something with taste ?". I remember you talking about drinking something and asking Maat for help. Thankfully Maat used to be a bartender so she was super good with all that stuff. But I feel like I basically just ended up always "having a bottle of cabernet or merlot" because that was like the only two brands I knew of LMAO. And merlot was when I asked maat what she would drink for something fancy and then from there on it seemed like I was constantly "carrying around a bottle of merlot" 

Anyways that was how we bonded on taotie. Later we started talking about work and coffee. I lied sooooo much about myself but I loved how you thought we were duplicates haha. I have neither a boyfriend, a cat, an apartment, or a job. I am not someone that has too much trouble waking up in the morning. I'm also .. not really an art buff(The only artist I know well is Goya and that's because I had a project on him last year for Spanish) The worst lie I said was probably .. the coffee one. I do not like coffee!!! I refuse to drink it unless it's with my milk and sugar. There MUST be more milk than coffee. I hate coffee for the most part. Either way, we bonded hard over all these things and I started getting into a routine of waking up every morning and saying good morning to you along with a new nickname every day. I remember Pluto, Adoneus, and lots of others. 

I remember that I started a game of information ping pong with you on taotie and you matched me really well. The longest rounds of information ping pong happened in your pms. No one could beat you in information ping pong. You were the king and no one can take that from you. Ever. As I write this, you are our number two in the game. I don't know how high we were in your rankings given you seemed to want to endgame with athena and maybe persephone/cerberus? I'm not sure. But you typically stayed somewhat high in our rankings. On taotie you were my number one, my absolute precious. You fell afterwards because we were away for a bit and Jesus took that opportunity to steal my heart. You are an amazing player though. I admire the calmness that you radiate even when you are nervous. I've never met someone that made me feel safer in a survivor game. You organized things so well when you stepped up during the round F&K left and it was really powerful to see someone be able to navigate with that amount of confidence. I did freak out in confessional as always but that's just newbie jitters. I did feel much safer that round then all other rounds.

I got the impression that at merge, you were no longer interested in going to the end with us(That's why you dropped in rankings to like 3/4/5 there). But I remember tempting you with an information ping pong ball and you pouncing on it. I still adore and love you but Jesus stole my heart and would not give it back to you. If we ftc with you, I will honestly be heartbroken but if you really beat Jesus, then you deserve that immunity. I think there are certain things that people love with a PASSION and it's exciting to poke around and find that thing that excites people. For you, it was information ping pong. For cerberus, it was dad jokes. For p&d it was sushi. Finding that thing that sparked huge fireworks in your eyes was super interesting because you and I were already bonding so well that I didn't think there could be more.

Overall, your non game talk felt very genuine and I absolutely adored talking to you. You were a really pleasant game and non-game talker. ABSOLUTELY. CANNOT WAIT. to read that confeshie of yours. If you FTC with us, we will put up a huge fight. You will not take these queens down easily so be prepared for the most intense battle of your life.

-Hathy