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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 1:12:09 GMT
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank]
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner.
6) Ever since the Greeks met the [blank] pantheon, [blank] and [blank] have been inseparable. Doing [blank] every day.
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods.
I figured it would be good to have this thread so we could bounce ideas around before submitting.
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Post by Viy on Jul 8, 2021 1:13:13 GMT
Beat me to it, I was about to set this up. Only makes sense that the messenger god is faster than me.
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 1:15:52 GMT
4 - Lets go on a date. Don't worry about dressing up, it will be Loki (low key)
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 1:18:54 GMT
2 - Being trapped in the Team 10 house with Jake and Logan Paul
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 1:43:53 GMT
6) Ever since the Greeks met the Norse pantheon, Loki and Poseidon have been inseparable. Doing horses every day.
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 2:48:59 GMT
5. I'm afraid your sister is going to be jealous of us.
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 3:01:56 GMT
hm that needs some work - I'll run through and vomit some ideas for every prompt tonight, then come back in the morning and try to refine them
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 3:03:53 GMT
Just word vomit in here and we can all workshop the idea. For what it's worth I got where you were going and thought it was funny as hell
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 3:06:58 GMT
2) Your avocado bread doesn't come with ethically sourced coffee bean vanilla roast latte
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 3:08:30 GMT
1 - Would you willingly go to your mother-in-laws house?
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Post by Jesus on Jul 8, 2021 3:17:34 GMT
ok im gonna give this my best go, im not as hip as all u kids nowadays seeing as i last walked the earth 2k years ago but i will do my best
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
--He's a vampire
--He doesn't know how
--He's afraid of clowns
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
--Eating rotten tartar sauce
--Spending eternity as Donald Trump's roommate
--Being a Minority in America
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Elon Musk the Deity of Technology
--To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Oprah Winfrey the Deity of Everyone Gets a Free Car
--To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Kronos the Deity of Turning Back Time to When People Still Cared About Us
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
--Is it hot in here or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you?
--Call me Isaiah, because I can prophesy you and I together.
--I would get nailed for you, so you know I'm faithful.
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner.
--He cheats
--He's lightning fast in the bedroom
--I call him daddy
6) Ever since the Greeks met the Christian pantheon, Dionysus and Jesus have been inseparable. Drinking wine every day.
--Ever since the Greeks met the Norse pantheon, Dolos and Loki have been inseparable. Doing pranks every day.
--Ever since the Greeks met the Hindu pantheon, Dionysus and Shive have been inseparable. Doing drug giveaways to children every day.
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods.
--Ra and the Rising Sun: Global Warming and Who's Really Responsible
--Kronos: God of not Finishing Cryptograms in Time
--Apollo: I'm Beginnin' to Feel Like a Rap God
brb i think i need to go to my confessions thread after writing all of those
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Post by Eloritu on Jul 8, 2021 3:33:50 GMT
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld. - Bad haircut - "Ugh, there's people up there" - [joke about plague tk]
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus. - Bullied by Tumblr/Tiktok teens 5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner. - He appeared to me in a golden shower - I wish George Washington was more like him - He loved me so much he turned into a cow (turned me into a cow?)
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods. - 2 Fast 2 Holiness - 12 Angry Gods - Avatar (of the gods) (this is bad don't use this one)
more later?
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Post by Eloritu on Jul 8, 2021 3:35:57 GMT
5. I'm afraid your sister is going to be jealous of us. > 6) Ever since the Greeks met the Norse pantheon, Loki and Poseidon have been inseparable. Doing horses every day.
> 5. I'm afraid your sister is going to be jealous of us.
> 1 - Would you willingly go to your mother-in-laws house?
> 1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
--He doesn't know how
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
--Being a Minority in America
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
--I would get nailed for you, so you know I'm faithful.
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner.
--I call him daddy
^ I like the above to some degree and/or I like the direction they're going
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 6:45:04 GMT
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
- The elevator is broken
- Cerberus won't stop crying, laughing, and barking whenever Hades gets too far away
- if he gets off his throne everyone will find out he's not actually 6'0"
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus
- Every 24 hours you are grouped together with 7 other damned souls and forced to undergo a process known as "tribal council"
- 24/7 musical theatre, as performed by high school students
- a forced run across the "the bleeding fields," also known as "the field of LEGOs and d4s"
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank]
- To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Zeus Yeus the Deity of Faithfulness and Monogamy and Non-Incestual Relations
- To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Loki the Deity of Honesty
- To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Alexa the Deity of Technology
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
- So... I'm immortal... You have the life span of a mayfly... What do you have to lose?
- Would you like to see my lightning rod? it's electrifying to the touch.
- Hey, did you fall from heaven? Seriously, did you? Because I'm not doing it with a dirty mortal.
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner
- His sister is SO jealous of us.
- His bolt shoots off with lightning speed.
- He better make sure his dad stays in the basement.
6) Ever since the Greeks met the [blank] pantheon, [blank] and [blank] have been inseparable. Doing [blank] every day.
- Ever since the Greeks met the Roman pantheon, Aphrodite and Venus have been inseparable. Doing each other every day
- Ever since the Greeks met the Greek pantheon, Narcissus and Narcissus have been inseparable. Doing self-love every day.
- Ever since the Greeks met the Norse pantheon, Zeus and Odin have been inseparable. Doing oiled-up wrestling over the title of "All-Father" every day.
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods.
- Thor 5: Thor
- Loki the Trickster's Day Off
- The Lord of the Gods: Fellowship of the Nymphs (alternate title - Zeus' Adulterous Misadventures: Episode 1)
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Post by Viy on Jul 8, 2021 7:03:18 GMT
I like everything Eloritu quoted fwiw. My head hurts now and it's pretty late, so I'll get around to messaging tomorrow I think (and trying to help with this challenge).
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