Hermes
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 14:37:08 GMT
Ever since the Greeks met the Egyptian pantheon, Ra and Apollo have been inseparable. The sun never sets...literally....
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Post by Kronos on Jul 8, 2021 14:52:23 GMT
I agree with Viy I really like the ones that Elo has quoted!
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Post by Persephone on Jul 8, 2021 15:46:08 GMT
I'll try to come up with some ideas later on as well! I like all the ones you all have come up with so far though!! Some zingers!
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Post by Eloritu on Jul 8, 2021 15:47:59 GMT
honestly all of Athena's new ones are very funny to me, I was going to quote but it's just "the whole post"
I would also like to submit that there must be a pickup line involving "a Rod of Asclepius, or are you just happy to see me" for Hermes
I also came up with a good one for mjolnir but it relies on physical motions so it won't translate
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 18:06:48 GMT
I would also like to submit that there must be a pickup line involving "a Rod of Asclepius, or are you just happy to see me" for Hermes I really like this but I'm slightly worried that it might be too obscure for spectators - like if they have to look it up it might lose some of its punch? I might just be overthinking but maybe there's a more well known rod/staff we can use
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 18:08:19 GMT
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld. - "Ugh, there's people up there" - [joke about plague tk]
I like these two - second one could be something like: "he takes social distancing *very* seriously"
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 18:10:09 GMT
4) Pickup lines for the gods. --Is it hot in here or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you? --Call me Isaiah, because I can prophesy you and I together. --I would get nailed for you, so you know I'm faithful. All three of these are really good. The third one is the best one imo. Second one I like but might be too specific / isn't quite as funny as the other ones
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 18:11:05 GMT
Oh I really like "12 Angry Gods" for a movie title
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Post by Athena on Jul 8, 2021 18:13:00 GMT
I would also like to submit that there must be a pickup line involving "a Rod of Asclepius, or are you just happy to see me" for Hermes I really like this but I'm slightly worried that it might be too obscure for spectators - like if they have to look it up it might lose some of its punch? I might just be overthinking but maybe there's a more well known rod/staff we can use staff of moses maybe? ehhh I don't think that's any better - I might be fretting over nothing and actually insulting the spectator judges
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Post by Eloritu on Jul 8, 2021 18:26:53 GMT
Here are all the responses that someone specifically said "that's funny, I like it"
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Hermes
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 18:28:10 GMT
Is that a snake wand in your pocket Hermes or are you just happy to see me?
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Hermes
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 18:29:59 GMT
(Also Hermes wand is Caduceus (aka the medical symbol), the Rod of Asclepius is something totally different (but also a snake staff)
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Post by Eloritu on Jul 8, 2021 18:31:30 GMT
#3 ideas: TikTok, the god of dancing XX, the god of binge-watching Ennui, the god of existential despair
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Hermes
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Post by Hermes on Jul 8, 2021 20:17:14 GMT
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner.
The sex is electric
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Viy
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Post by Viy on Jul 8, 2021 20:22:55 GMT
5) things about zeus
He's a Greek god, literally
Also '12 Angry Gods' is great for the movie title.
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