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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 0:38:00 GMT
Switched out the Loki god one with the Kronos one, and the non-12 angry gods movie titles
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Post by Hermes on Jul 9, 2021 0:38:22 GMT
thanks jesus! I'm uh, probably gonna have to end up making some executive decisions about what to include here in a few minutes but I'll take your opinions to heart I think I will swap out the loki one and a couple others I have complete and total faith in you. Just give us the final list, lets polish and shine it, have it posted at 7:45 CST.
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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 0:38:24 GMT
also tweaked the phrasing on a couple others, gonna send it in shortly
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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 0:38:42 GMT
I'll post it here give me a sec
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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 0:40:02 GMT
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld. (Please number your responses) 1. Would YOU willingly visit your mother-in-laws house? 2. If he leaves his throne everyone will find out he's not actually 6'0" 3. He doesn't know how
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus. (Please number your responses) 1. You get to live again... As a minority in America. 2. Every 24 hours you are grouped together with 6 other damned souls and forced to undergo a process known as "tribal council" 3. 24/7 musical theatre, as performed by 7th graders
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank] (Please number your responses) 1. To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Kronos the Deity of Turning Back Time to When People Still Cared About Us 2. To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Ennui the Deity of Existential Despair 3. To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Zeus v2 the Deity of Faithfulness and Monogamy and Non-Incestual Relations
4) Pickup lines for the gods. (Please number your responses) 1. I would get nailed for you, so you know I'm faithful. 2. Is it hot in here or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you? 3. Is that your snake wand in your pocket, Hermes, or are you just happy to see me?
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner. 1. He's lightning fast in the bedroom 2. His sister is SO jealous of us 3. I call him daddy
6) Ever since the Greeks met the [blank] pantheon, [blank] and [blank] have been inseparable. Doing [blank] every day. 1. Ever since the Greeks met the Norse pantheon, Loki and Poseidon have been inseparable. Doing horses every day. 2. Ever since the Greeks met the Roman pantheon, Aphrodite and Venus have been inseparable. Doing each other every day. 3. Ever since the Greeks met the Hindu pantheon, Dionysus and Shive have been inseparable. Doing drug giveaways to children every day.
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods. 1. 12 Angry Gods 2. The Lord of the Gods: Fellowship of the Nymphs (alternate title: Zeus' Adulterous Misadventures -- Episode 1) 3. Ra and the Rising Sun: Global Warming and Who's Really Responsible
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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 0:41:03 GMT
Still a little shaky on the movie titles, just grabbed two that I thought were vaguely funny
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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 0:52:36 GMT
gonna turn these in in a minute
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Post by Hermes on Jul 9, 2021 0:54:57 GMT
I like it
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Post by Jesus on Jul 9, 2021 0:55:28 GMT
i wouldnt necessarily say change it, i trust ur judgment and idk what our judges will find funny, but i thought the thor 5 was hilarious for movie titles, marvel makes so many bad movies just for money i couldnt help but love making fun of that
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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 0:58:04 GMT
submitted and you made that post just in time Jesus
I went ahead and included the thor movie
okay fingers crossed everyone!
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ਜੀ, ਜੋ ਕਿ ਮੇਰੇ ਹੱਥ ਵਿਚ ਇਕ ਤੰਬੂ ਦੀ ਕਿਲ੍ਲੀ ਹੈ, ਪਰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਵੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਣ ਲਈ ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੈ :)
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Post by Jael on Jul 9, 2021 1:07:22 GMT
Okay cool, so I think you guys had some HILARIOUS lines. There wasn't a line I liked best that you didn't submit, so good work everybody <3
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Post by Kronos on Jul 9, 2021 1:12:06 GMT
Sorry I haven’t been around. I had a really big job interview today, and I should know the results of soon.
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Post by Athena on Jul 9, 2021 1:12:40 GMT
Ooh, good luck Kronos!
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Post by Eloritu on Jul 9, 2021 1:15:16 GMT
Good luck Kronos, and thanks Athena for taking point! I feel good about our submissions.
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Jael
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ਜੀ, ਜੋ ਕਿ ਮੇਰੇ ਹੱਥ ਵਿਚ ਇਕ ਤੰਬੂ ਦੀ ਕਿਲ੍ਲੀ ਹੈ, ਪਰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਵੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਣ ਲਈ ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੈ :)
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Post by Jael on Jul 9, 2021 1:35:56 GMT
Hope you get that job Kronos!!
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