Hades
Valhalla
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Post by Hades on Jul 8, 2021 18:32:15 GMT
Lmao yes i had forgotten
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 18:32:49 GMT
1. Hades: "No way I'm going down there." Zeus: "I triple-dog dare you." - Why in the hell would he come back up here? - Cerberus has separation anxiety. - People.
2. Allowing you to try to escape, but only if you use Mike Wazowski as the plan-maker. "Using mainly spoons..." - *young man enters the room* "Hi, I'm Logan Paul." - Playing an infinite loop of Baby Shark.
3. Plankton, the Deity of Karens. - Karen, the Deity of Bad Haircuts and Personalities. - Manageria, the Deity of Shutting Up Karens.
4. "Hey, baby, want to taste my pomegranate?" - "Hey, Zeus, do you want me to strike you down?" - "I'll hold up the world for you."
5. "I mean, he just sleeps with everyone." - "His dad conquered Uranus." - Random guy: "So I hear you have daddy issues." Zeus: "Yeah, he was really into swallowing."
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 18:59:18 GMT
6. Ever since the Greeks met the Redneck pantheon, high school boys and Dionysus have been inseparable. Doing burnouts every day. - Ever since the Greeks met the American education system pantheon, Sisyphus and all of the kids have been inseparable. Doing 8 hours of homework every day.
7. Prometheus 2: This Dude Is On Fire
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 19:05:53 GMT
1. He enjoys the hell out of it.
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 19:36:11 GMT
I feel like number 6 needs a attend all the tribal councils. I'll probably only be on again nearish deadline. Here's my attempt: Ever since the Greeks met the 2021 Survivor pantheon, Prometheus and the Hitorigami tribe have been inseparable. Doing tribal council every day. EDIT: We could also use that for #2, the modern punishment in Tartarus. Attend every single goddamn tribal council.
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Hades
Valhalla
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Post by Hades on Jul 8, 2021 19:38:45 GMT
7) Zeus 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 19:47:49 GMT
2. In the other room, a faucet constantly drips, except for when you approach it. Then it'll stop, and you think it's over, until you leave and it starts up again.
- Different wording: Somewhere, there's a faucet dripping, AND YOU CAN'T FIND WHERE IT IS.
- You're forced to wear styrofoam shoes and walk across a styrofoam floor.
- You're surrounded by bubble wrap that has already been popped.
- Mosquitoes buzz all around you, especially close to your ear.
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 19:59:07 GMT
Happy head: Sorry for being terrible. I'll keep working on these. 1. He's a necrophiliac 2. Watching a tiktok of Hades and your grandmother on loop 4. Are you stiff or just happy to see me? ~Hades 5. At least you're not into necrophilia like Hades. 7. Dawn of the Dead: A Hades documentary I like your idea for #7!! #4 is pretty dang great, too.
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 20:02:44 GMT
7. Snakes On a Plane 2: Medusa's Revenge.
- Alternatively: Indiana Jones and the Revenge of Medusa. Tagline: Why did it have to be snakes?
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 20:05:06 GMT
2. You're stuck in a year-long time loop. What year? 2020.
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Post by Fili & Kili on Jul 8, 2021 21:21:05 GMT
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
I feel like a good call for this one would be to adapt the Lord's Prayer in some way like Jesus has been doing but as pickup lines Not creative enough to figure out how though
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Post by Fili & Kili on Jul 8, 2021 21:33:32 GMT
Collating suggestions
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
Persephone's whips and chains only go so far. The Underworld has not had a single Covid case and he's not about to cause an outbreak because some Karen doesn't want to wear a mask. He's a necrophiliac Hades: "No way I'm going down there." Zeus: "I triple-dog dare you." Why in the hell would he come back up here? Cerberus has separation anxiety. People. He enjoys the hell out of it.
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
Forced into winning every Candy Crush level without failing a single time. Having to spectate survivor games where the winner never confessionalised Being forced to play Mario Party with a defective joystick They pull up your social media and replay all of those embarrassing tweets you made in 2014. You're given a phone that doesn't hang up and have to answer campaign calls for the US 2020 presidential election for all eternity. Watching a tiktok of Hades and your grandmother on loop Allowing you to try to escape, but only if you use Mike Wazowski as the plan-maker. "Using mainly spoons..." *young man enters the room* "Hi, I'm Logan Paul." Playing an infinite loop of Baby Shark. Attend every single goddamn tribal council. In the other room, a faucet constantly drips, except for when you approach it. Then it'll stop, and you think it's over, until you leave and it starts up again. Different wording: Somewhere, there's a faucet dripping, AND YOU CAN'T FIND WHERE IT IS. You're forced to wear styrofoam shoes and walk across a styrofoam floor. You're surrounded by bubble wrap that has already been popped. Mosquitoes buzz all around you, especially close to your ear. You're stuck in a year-long time loop. What year? 2020.
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank]
Credido the Deity of Credit Card Debt Plankton, the Deity of Karens. Karen, the Deity of Bad Haircuts and Personalities. Manageria, the Deity of Shutting Up Karens. Kardashian, deity of booty Doge, deity of crypto
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
Are you stiff or just happy to see me? ~Hades Hey Athena is that you? Because I just can't get you out of my head. Hey Jael is that you? Because I just can't get you out of my head. "Hey, baby, want to taste my pomegranate?" "Hey, Zeus, do you want me to strike you down?" "I'll hold up the world for you."
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner.
Some people believe he exists At least you're not into necrophilia like Hades. "I mean, he just sleeps with everyone." "His dad conquered Uranus." Random guy: "So I hear you have daddy issues." Zeus: "Yeah, he was really into swallowing." You're not my real dad Being with you is electrifying
6) Ever since the Greeks met the [blank] pantheon, [blank] and [blank] have been inseparable. Doing [blank] every day.
Republican, Ares and Mitch McConnell, Doing [war crimes] every day. Gen Z, Jojo Siws/Any other recognizable TikToker and The Fates, Doing terrible TikTok dances every day.. Ever since the Greeks met the Redneck pantheon, high school boys and Dionysus have been inseparable. Doing burnouts every day. Ever since the Greeks met the American education system pantheon, Sisyphus and all of the kids have been inseparable. Doing 8 hours of homework every day. Ever since the Greeks met the 2021 Survivor pantheon, Prometheus and the Hitorigami tribe have been inseparable. Doing tribal council every day.
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods.
Dawn of the Dead: A Hades documentary Prometheus 2: This Dude Is On Fire Zeus 2: Electric Boogaloo Snakes On a Plane 2: Medusa's Revenge. Indiana Jones and the Revenge of Medusa. Tagline: Why did it have to be snakes? A Song of Dionysus and Fire: A Drunk Reenactment of Game of Thrones
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 22:24:39 GMT
Thanks for putting them all together! If anyone has anything else to add, you better do it soon so we can vote and submit these ASAP. 2 1/2 hours to go til deadline.
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Post by Cerberus on Jul 8, 2021 22:29:56 GMT
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank] Kardashian, deity of booty Doge, deity of crypto 5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner. You're not my real dad Being with you is electrifying 7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods. A Song of Dionysus and Fire: A Drunk Reenactment of Game of Thrones
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 22:34:05 GMT
The Kardashian and Game of Thrones jokes are awesome!
FYI, I’ve got a headache, so I’m gonna lay down for 30 minutes and I’ll check back.
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