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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 9, 2021 0:52:11 GMT
I've got 3-4 votes for several. Last calls for votes before I submit! 8 minutes!
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Post by Cerberus on Jul 9, 2021 1:00:19 GMT
Happy head: Did someone submit?
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 9, 2021 1:01:24 GMT
GOT IT IN AT THE LAST SECOND
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Post by Cerberus on Jul 9, 2021 1:02:47 GMT
Happy head: Thank you! I would have cried
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 9, 2021 1:08:10 GMT
You're so welcome! Some of them were tied, so I had to make a last-minute decision.
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 9, 2021 1:17:59 GMT
FYE (for your enjoyment): these were the final submissions:
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
- The Underworld has not had a single Covid case and he's not about to cause an outbreak because some Karen doesn't want to wear a mask. - Cerberus has separation anxiety. - He enjoys the hell out of it.
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
- Being forced to play Mario Party with a defective joystick. - *young man enters the room* "Hi, I'm Logan Paul." - You're surrounded by bubble wrap that has already been popped.
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank]
- Kardashian, deity of booty - Maskos, the Deity of Health, Anger, and Darwinism. - To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing Karen, the Deity of--- "What do you mean I'm only a deity? You should know that I'm a SINGLE MOTHER! I deserve to be the queen of gods, not the lowly kinds of- " *zap* Zeus: She was annoying me. Disregard the last announcement.
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
- Are you stiff or just happy to see me? ~Hades - Hey Jael is that you? Because I just can't get you out of my head. - Just like the humans in the pandemic right now, I'm super interested in health and safety. You be health, I'll be safety.
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner.
- Some people believe he exists - "I mean, he just sleeps with everyone." - "His dad conquered Uranus."
6) Ever since the Greeks met the [blank] pantheon, [blank] and [blank] have been inseparable. Doing [blank] every day.
- Republican, Ares and Mitch McConnell, Doing [war crimes] every day. - Ever since the Greeks met the Redneck pantheon, high school boys and Dionysus have been inseparable. Doing burnouts every day. - Ever since the Greeks met the 2021 Survivor pantheon, Prometheus and the Hitorigami tribe have been inseparable. Doing tribal council every day.
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods.
- Dawn of the Dead: A Hades documentary - Indiana Jones and the Revenge of Medusa. Tagline: Why did it have to be snakes? - A Song of Dionysus and Fire: A Drunk Reenactment of Game of Thrones
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