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Post by Cerberus on Jul 8, 2021 1:22:37 GMT
Happy head: maybe just post your best ideas here and we can vote on them? I'll try to come up with some tonight.
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank]
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner.
6) Ever since the Greeks met the [blank] pantheon, [blank] and [blank] have been inseparable. Doing [blank] every day.
7) The new hit movie starring one of the Gods.
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Post by Bilious on Jul 8, 2021 5:42:43 GMT
Forced into winning every Candy Crush level without failing a single time.
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Post by Hades on Jul 8, 2021 13:21:18 GMT
I'm at work but should be able to contribute a bit and definitely after 5 pm est
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Post by Bilious on Jul 8, 2021 14:25:39 GMT
I feel like number 6 needs a attend all the tribal councils.
I'll probably only be on again nearish deadline.
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Post by Fili & Kili on Jul 8, 2021 14:34:50 GMT
This is being judged by spectators, so I do wonder whether the best way to appeal to them is to make some kind of Survivor injoke. So like for 2, 'Having to spectate survivor games where the winner never confessionalised' or something similar
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Post by Hades on Jul 8, 2021 14:47:15 GMT
i think having survivor in jokes is a very good idea, although i think we should be careful about not overdoing it on any one punch line
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Post by Fili & Kili on Jul 8, 2021 14:47:17 GMT
5) Things you can say about Zeus but not your partner. Some people believe he exists |
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Post by Fili & Kili on Jul 8, 2021 14:48:15 GMT
Self-deprecation is the in thing atm right?
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Post by Bilious on Jul 8, 2021 14:48:50 GMT
This is being judged by spectators, so I do wonder whether the best way to appeal to them is to make some kind of Survivor injoke. So like for 2, 'Having to spectate survivor games where the winner never confessionalised' or something similar
Ooh do just say straight out I'm not going to win then.  |
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Post by Hades on Jul 8, 2021 16:27:43 GMT
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
Being forced to play Mario Party with a defective joystick
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Post by Maat & Hathor on Jul 8, 2021 16:59:05 GMT
1) The REAL reason Hades won't leave the underworld.
Persephone's whips and chains only go so far.
The Underworld has not had a single Covid case and he's not about to cause an outbreak because some Karen doesn't want to wear a mask.
2) The new modern punishment they are using in Tartarus.
They pull up your social media and replay all of those embarrassing tweets you made in 2014.
can't think of a wording for this one:
You're given a phone without an hang up option and spend eternity answering political phone calls for the 2020 US election.
You're given a phone that doesn't hang up and have to answer campaign calls for the US 2020 presidential election for all eternity.
3) To adapt to modern times, the Olympians are now introducing [blank] the Deity of [blank]
Credido the Deity of Credit Card Debt
Credīdo or using Greek letters?
6) Ever since the Greeks met the [blank] pantheon, [blank] and [blank] have been inseparable. Doing [blank] every day.
Republican, Ares and Mitch McConnell, Doing [war crimes] every day.
Gen Z, Jojo Siws/Any other recognizable TikToker and The Fates, Doing terrible TikTok dances every day..
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Post by Cerberus on Jul 8, 2021 17:39:31 GMT
Happy head: Sorry for being terrible. I'll keep working on these.
1. He's a necrophiliac
2. Watching a tiktok of Hades and your grandmother on loop
4. Are you stiff or just happy to see me? ~Hades
5. At least you're not into necrophilia like Hades.
7. Dawn of the Dead: A Hades documentary
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 17:43:12 GMT
Sorry it's taken me so long to get on today! I had some tech issues. I'll put my thoughts together and respond back to PMs shortly!
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Post by Hades on Jul 8, 2021 17:44:49 GMT
4) Pickup lines for the gods.
Hey Athena is that you? Because I just can't get you out of my head.
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Post by Papatuanuku on Jul 8, 2021 18:23:35 GMT
4) Pickup lines for the gods. Hey Athena is that you? Because I just can't get you out of my head. We could replace "Jael" for Athena, since, you know, she stabbed a guy through the head. |
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